And by "this" I mean...
This.
The floppage.
The excess sagging.
The dreaded muffin top.
One day you are a sleek kitteh.
You slack a little.
Eat a few cheezy poofs
and
Bam...
It's like instant excess.
I know it wasn't instant.
I know it was gradual.
But the reflection in the mirror
sure took a while for me to really see the
difference.
Damn you jammies...
Damn you Cheezy Poofs...
Thank you brain, for flipping that switch.
For opening my eyes.
For slapping me.
But ouch.
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